Well this entry is 100% completely something I never thought I would write about. Heck it’s 100% completely something that has never ever crossed my mind. I’ve thought of a similar situation involving a toilet, or ther was a greys anatomy episode, kind of similar. I’ve even had a moment with my kids that when I got home it totally hit me and the sitter exactly what was going on.
We recently switched our family cell phone plan to sprint and I upgraded my phone to the iPhone 6, which means unless I want a very expensive, fragile, iPod, I have absolutely no need for my iPhone 4s. So I decided to list it on Craigslist last night hoping to avoid the trouble of shipping, and so that I could make a little more money than if I sold it to one of those cell phone buyer sites. This morning I found a more than fair offer waiting in my email and we decided that we would meet at my work when I finished my shift. Well about an hour before I got off work, the receptionist came up to me giggling, and I heard com mumbling about a cat. Long story short, the girls cat ate a condom and she the as at the emergency vet with him. Now this isn’t funny at all…. But it is. And it isn’t. I mean that poor pussy with a condom stuck in it…
Anyways best wishes to her cat, and best wishes to me because I need to sell that phone.
Sad… Sad… Sad day…
It was bound to happen. I knew it was coming. I just didn’t expect it to be today. I got up, ate breakfast, told the kids to get ready to go to the store. Put on some sweat pants, a bra, pulled my favorite size medium dolph Ziggler shirt out which was already way too big around the middle, and it’s no longer tight on my boobs. I’m honestly surprised it waited this long to happen. I mean c’mon boobs are made of fatty tissue when you lose weight they are bound to come down some as well.
I’ve been tracking my measurements for the last month closely and on the bright side, I’m losing weight proportionately. Well not quite, I’ve lost the most inches from my waist but I’m not going to complain about that. I knew I had lost a bit from the chest area (2inches off the bra band 1 inch from the cup) but for whatever reason I wasn’t expecting to put on a shirt and it be too loose all over. Honestly they don’t look smaller, they look bigger, but yeah. There is just something about having a top that fits perfectly across your chest. I’m going to have to retire all my mediums to sleep and gym shirts soon. I already started buying all my wwe shirts as smalls, I’m definitely going to have to rebuild my stash of t shirts.
I mean for real this shirt is swallowing me whole now. Six months ago it was completely skin tight everywhere, and now when I stand up, I could wear it as a super short dress. Oh and the front says it’s not showing off and the back says if you back it up. I’m probably going to cut up the sides in some cute way because it will be a great gym shirt!